german

german
1. (German) (3855↑, 775↓)
A person from Germany. Not a Nazi, because it IS OUTLAWED IN GERMANY, AND I'M SURE NO SELF-RESPECTING GERMAN WOULD WANT TO BE TARRED WITH THE SAME BRUSH AS HITLER.

That person is from Germany. They are German.

Author: Megz n Denzer http://german.urbanup.com/751153
2. (German) (3279↑, 1169↓)
A group that, along with blacks and puerto ricans, have the largest average penis size

Blacks, Germans, and Puerto Ricans have massive cocks.

Author: George Jettson http://german.urbanup.com/1363299
3. (German) (2680↑, 851↓)
German people are so cool they're from germany, most of them are really hot and they are NOT nazis\!\!that was a long time ago and its over\! so don't call anyone who's german a fucking nazi\! German are so G\!

"ohh look at that german girl she's so hot\!" germans are so fucking cool

4. (german) (1664↑, 574↓)
Orgasmic beings residing in the land of Germany. They be gorgeous and they have a very sexy language ;-)

I LOVE Germans Ich liebe Deutschlanderin

Author: Tasha (loves Germans....) http://german.urbanup.com/1458723
5. (German) (1240↑, 471↓)
In all realms and walks of life, that which is simultaneously feared and admired, and on occassion critized and forceably restrained, but always greatly respected by the world at large. Opposite from that which is French. Rarely ever feared. Jealously critical of things not French, and commands so little respect from the world at large that if you gathered up all the worldwide respect the French could muster; formed it into a ball and set it on the edge of a razor blade and then magnified it a thousand times, it would look like a BB rolling around on a four-lane highway.

Dude1--"Say....dude2, could you make me up a list of all the significant things Germans are known for?" Dude2--"Uhhh...gee...how much freakin' time have you got dude?...that's gonna take me awhile. Dude1--"Never mind...just get me a list of all the significant things the French are known for." Dude2--"No problem dude...hand me your business card and I'll just scribble them on the back...." A; The Eiffel Tower. B; Whimpy-ass egg recipies. Dude1---"Thanks dude...later...gotta run.

6. (german) (812↑, 154↓)
n. language spoken in several European countries (Germany, Austria, Eastern Switzerland, Northern Italy). German has a very complicated/confusing grammatical structure and tends to sound very harsh to non-German speakers. Differences in local dialects can effectively hinder communications between parts of the population. Words can reach amazing lenghts through more or less sensible combinations (see below). For Trekkies: Similarities to Klingon pronounciation are evident.

Überschallgeschwindigkeitsflugzeug = an airplane capable of supersonic speeds

7. (german) (1079↑, 473↓)
somebody who is really hot

**** is really hot and so is his brother ***

8. (german) (633↑, 105↓)
1. A [language] whose arcane grammar can drive you crazy. 2. Something of German origin; i.e., [beer] or [cars]. 3 A resident of [Germany]; person of German descent. Typically, a mellow, intelligent thinking creature, invariably polite, living in the area of land commonly known as Germany, a lush, wooded land with the Alps to the south, gentle, rolling hills in the center, and the North Sea to the North. The typical German is even-tempered, tolerant, respectful, practical, and somewhat skeptical and pessimistic by nature. German men are far less sexist than American men, and are more prone to marriage. Germans, though, typically have small families. A German tends to be a lover of nature, well-organized, frugal and efficient. They seldom lose their tempers- if you go to a German bar, people are usually friendly and happy, unlike an American bar, where people start fights. Germans love fast cars, motorcycles, good beer, taking lots of holidays, and walking in nature. Germany is a great place for the outdoors, and people love hiking, camping and cycling. Germans are often tastelessly dressed, and German women often wear atrocious clothes. German food is OK, if you like pork. German bread, on the other hand, is excellent. It doesn't matter, though, because German people mostly eat Italian and French food. Germans make the best engineers, computer scientists, and technicians. They never go anywhere without their "handies" (cell phones), they're mad about soccer, and they love to have a festival. They take a day off for every holiday, including all-saint's day, May Day and the assumption of the Virgin Mary (despite the fact that most Germans don't go to church often). The biggest parties are Karneval and the Love Parade. They typical German hates extremes and extremists of all kinds, including neo-nazis, who comprise a hated minority in the country. Most people are moderate in their beliefs. There are lots of political parties in Germany, including the Green Party, who helped turn Germany into the biggest purveyor of solar power and electric windmills. Germans don't neccesarily dislike any group of people; Germans often visit France, England, the US, Eastern Europe, Turkey and the Mediterranean. Often, though, other nations have prejudices about Germans. Germany is ethnically mixed, though, and lots of Germans marry non-Germans.

1. How do you translate the German word "unwahrscheinlichkeit"? 2. This German wheat beer- Franziskaner Weissbier"- is excellent. 3. Look at that cute German techie guy over there.

Author: Tabitha Elkins http://german.urbanup.com/1745915
9. (German) (303↑, 44↓)
A guy with a beautiful spanish name and the most amazing color eyes.

Did you see German's eyes, they are the most beautiful pair of eyes I've seen in my life.

10. (german) (460↑, 216↓)
ONLY THE PIMPEST PLACE IN THE WORLD AND THE TIGHTEST LANGUGE TO LEARN even tho i got kicked out\! I LOVE GERMAN and miss it 2

Frau: GUTEN MORGAN (tag) KLASSE WOLFY: WTF EVER

Author: BIG D (david) http://german.urbanup.com/1232188
11. (German) (441↑, 203↓)
A really cool sounding language.

Steiner: Was ist los? Stransky: Ich wünsche das Eisenkreuz\!

Author: Ookpick GooseFrubba http://german.urbanup.com/1417037
12. (german) (304↑, 99↓)
It´s so funny to read all that crap. Some People in Germany are well dressed, some bad (more are bad dressed, i guess thats kinda true), a few are Neo-Nazis, a few hate America, a few hate France, some love France, some love America, everyone hates Bush, some buy wifes in Thailand, some marry Irish men, some love to eat Weißwurst, most love to eat Italian food....you know...how can you all be so stupid to generalize what is german? I AM German *damn* and I am NOT practical, I am NOT fat, I DON´T travel to cheap counries, these "intelligent" tech-guys are NOT hot, they´re ugly, (well, i AM damn hot :P ) Stop saying whats typical german\! except Beer. Thats really typical german\! German: nice People, lots of history, lots of woods and hills, best known for beer, cars, history and sauerkraut. That´s it. Thank you.

My german Mother married an American Soldier 2 Years ago. My Grandmother was not forced to be a Nazi. She just grew up with that System and accepted it.

13. (German) (344↑, 142↓)
Someone of German descent; A common language spoken throughout Europe. Germans are NOT Nazis, or always Angry and Aggressive. In fact, French people tend to be more aggressive then Germans. Stop calling Germans angry or Nazis, because they aren't always angry and they NEVER WILL BE NAZIS AGAIN\! They were FORCED to be Nazis because of Hitler's strong stranglehold on Germany.

Person 1: LOOLZ OMFG GRMANZ R SO NAZI N ANGY CUZ DEY WER NAZTS\!\!\!\!\!111 Person 2: Shut the hell up, FOOL\! Germans were FORCED to be Nazis, and will NEVER be Nazis again\! They also aren't naturally angry, THAT'S THE FRENCH\!

14. (German) (277↑, 96↓)
adj. 1. Of, relating to, or characteristic of Germany or its people. 2. Of or relating to the German language. n. 1. a. A native or inhabitant of Germany. b. A person of German ancestry. 2. Any of the West Germanic languages and dialects spoken or originating in Germany, Austria, or Switzerland, especially standard High German.

1. Glen is German 2. He speaks German 3. He is originally from Germany 4. His dad makes him salute the clothesline, which represents the "web of communism"

15. (german) (275↑, 135↓)
Makers of the best firearms in the world.

1. The k98, mp40, mp5, and hk91 are all fine examples of german firearms. 2. The 9mm Luger, the most popular handgun cartridge in the world today, was invented by the germans.

16. (german) (244↑, 105↓)
Guten Tag\! No the Germans aren't nazis\! Germans are cool and the girls are pretty. Boys from Germany are the hottest\! So everybody who doesn't like the German should go there and talk to them. "Hallo, wie geht's?" ( Hello, how are you?) or "Tschüss" (Goodbye)

Germany is fucking cool, except for Angela Merkel\!

17. (German) (174↑, 58↓)
Guess who invented bicycle, light bulb, printing, Asperin, fridge, car, coffee filter, moon rocket....... Do you know Bach, Beethoven, Haydn, Einstein, Goethe, Schiller, Heine, Martin Luther, Max Planck......? That´s germany\!\!\!

German has an undeserved reputation as a harsh-sounding language. One of the best arguments to the contrary comes in the form of German poetry...

18. (German) (199↑, 106↓)
A German is somebody who is from germany, that is a little country in the center of [europe] it called by themselves Deutschland. They are not at all a [nazis]\!\! The german popolution hates them and called them "ugly pigs". At the votes the nazis just got something under 2% and thats just because a lot of people think that the economy is bad because there are a lot of foreigner in the country. Soccer is the germans favorite sport and they have very good beer\! Germans can drink wine and beer with 16years and high %stuff like wodka or whiskey with 18. Germans are nice people and not aggressive or all time bad. They have a very big social network that keeps u from the baddest poor or helps u to don`t get homeless. Germans give every year a lot of money to other countrys to help them in their econemy, only the netherlands spend more money for that in europe. German hates the british people more than the french. Germans are good people with a hard but nice language\!

german: "Hi, I`m thoms and I`m from germany" dude: "oh so u are a german"

Author: german dude\!\! http://german.urbanup.com/1571530
19. (german) (160↑, 69↓)
Germans are quite rational. Most of them think before they do anything; or try to, if possible. Therefore, they sometimes act cold. But they aren't. Most of them think a lot of old disciplines like honesty, accuracy and diligence. Sometime too much.. Germany has a lot of good people, art and music is loved; but there is a great influence of a suggested american lifestyle, suggested by bad hollywood films. Nazi's are hated. They are mainly called as dump, rude and everytime able to club *anyone*. That can be a German too, the question is - if he's "in the way". In Germany, they're called "Neo-Nazi's", because they mainly don't have anything to do with Hitler. They use his' symbols, but they have different "aims". By the way, I'm German, and I LOVE THIS language. It's because you can express a lot in "lyrical pictures":

"money-free" You won't understand the word money-free, it doesn't exist. In German it is possible to mix both up, to get a complete new expression. Money=Geld, free=frei (it acts here as an adjective): "Ich bin geldfrei\!" means(with a comical sense): "I don't have money\!". It isn't possible to say: I am(or have) money-free(which was the word-by-word translation). And THATS the most beatiful thing in the german language\! A fantastic, free use of words, which *make* new senses, and give excatly that expression, which is meant.

20. (German) (141↑, 56↓)
not only is their language relaxing and amusing, they have great beer and are some of the fittest people in the world. take michael ballack, for example. NOT NAZIs. that ended years ago. remember that FRENCH dude who was a nazi recently? anyone can be a nazi it isnt just limited to germans.

du bist ein fettiges pickel\! und du bist ein fit shit, german\!

Author: kay-eye-el-el http://german.urbanup.com/1853773
21. (german) (124↑, 53↓)
Generally nice people,they are NOT nazis,people that say "Oh all Germans are nazis"are the most ignorant fucking people in the world.

Hey that guys German looks like a nice guy

22. (German) (73↑, 30↓)
A german is somebody who lives in Germany or lived in germany. Most people think they are Nazis which they are not \! And I know that cause I am from germany and, hello, I'm not a Nazi. Also most people think we just eat sauerkraut and drink beer, well we don't eat sauerkraut always but every german drinks beer. Only the bavarians wear leather shorts. We have the Oktober Fest which is a really great event in munich. If you've never been to Germany you can't say what it's all about. The German language is extremly complicated. There aren't a lot germans which these 'german' names like Karl or Friedrich or Heiner. Alot of the German parents give their kids names which are more modern

1Guy:Hey where are you from? 2Guy:I'm from Germany\! 1Guy: That's cool\! You have great beer in Germany\! 2Guy: Thanks\! You have to got to the Oktober Fest\!

23. (German) (69↑, 40↓)
[adj] a person who was either born in Germany, has acquired German citizenship or was born to German parents; a term used to describe a person that displays stereotypical German characteristics such as exactness, accuracy, correctness, organization, cleanliness, planning, self discipline, extensive world knowledge, love of travel, distaste for sexism or racism, multilingual capacity, and unnatural humour.

David: Wow, can you believe Hans goes to sleep at exactly 10:00 PM every night and wakes up at 5:00 AM to go jogging? Rudy: Obviously, he's German.

24. (german) (82↑, 55↓)
A person that comes from Germany. Can be serously offended by the terms "Jew," "Hitler," and "nazi." They can be incredibly sweet and are willing to fight for the ones they love. They usually loves with all their heart and soul.

"Honey, where's Holland?" "In the Netherlands\!\!" "It is? I thought it was its own country... where are you from again?" "I'm german\!\! And no its not\!\!\!\!\!\! It's more of a region\!\!\!" "Since when?" "Since forever\!\!\!\!\!" "You don't have to yell at me." "I'm sorry. I love you." "Awwwww....all better\!"

Author: Lindsey Pilger http://german.urbanup.com/2205770
25. (German) (79↑, 65↓)
1. A [language] whose arcane grammar can drive you crazy. 2. Something of German origin; i.e., beer or cars. 3 A resident of [Germany]; person of German descent. Typically, a mellow, intelligent thinking creature, invariably polite, living in the area of land commonly known as Germany, a lush, wooded land with the Alps to the south, gentle, rolling hills in the center, and the North Sea to the North. The typical German is even-tempered, tolerant, respectful, practical, and somewhat skeptical and pessimistic by nature. German men are far less sexist than American men, and are more prone to marriage. Germans, though, typically have small families. A German tends to be a lover of nature, well-organized, frugal and efficient. They seldom lose their tempers- if you go to a German bar, people are usually friendly and happy, unlike an American bar, where people start fights. Germans love [fast cars], motorcycles, good [beer], [pretzels], taking lots of holidays, and walking in nature. Germany is a great place for the outdoors, and people love hiking, camping and cycling. Germans are often tastelessly dressed, and German women often wear atrocious clothes. German food is OK, if you like pork. German bread, on the other hand, is excellent. It doesn't matter, though, because German people mostly eat Italian and French food. Germans make the best engineers, computer scientists, and technicians. They never go anywhere without their "handies" (cell phones), they're mad about soccer, and they love to have a festival. They take a day off for every holiday, including all-saint's day, May Day and the assumption of the Virgin Mary (despite the fact that most Germans don't go to church often). The biggest parties are [Karneval] and the [Love Parade]. They typical German hates extremes and extremists of all kinds, including neo-[nazis], who comprise a hated minority in the country. Most people are moderate in their beliefs. There are lots of political parties in Germany, including the Green Party, who helped turn Germany into the biggest purveyor of solar power and electric windmills. Germans don't neccesarily dislike any group of people; Germans often visit France, England, the US, Eastern Europe, Turkey and the Mediterranean. Often, though, other nations have prejudices about Germans. Germany is ethnically mixed, though, and lots of Germans marry non-Germans.

1. How do you translate the German word "unwahrscheinlichkeit"? 2. This German wheat beer- Franziskaner Weissbier"- is excellent. 3. Look at that cute German techie guy over there.

Author: Tabitha Elkins http://german.urbanup.com/1777804
26. (German) (23↑, 14↓)
Well, I can't define this because I'm Justin Bieber\!

Person 1 : What's your opinion about the Germans? Justin Bieber : wat? who r germans? r dey sum kind of germs?

27. (German) (67↑, 60↓)
German is the language of the german people\!

If you think, Germans are bad, say: Fick deine Mutter\! Fuck your Mother\! If you like them: Hey, was geht ab mein Freund? Hey, whats up my friend? or if you like German Cars: Deutsche Autos sind sau gut\! German cars are fucking good\!

28. (German) (26↑, 20↓)
adj. Cool in a way that doesn't need your approval. It will wear velour track suits no matter what you say.

This techno beat is so german.

Author: complicated shoes http://german.urbanup.com/3978922
29. (german) (12↑, 7↓)
Germans are really nice people from a small country in the middle of europe. They aren't nazis. Because of their nazi-past ( in german it's possible to combine every word you want ) they are bashful. We (the germans) aren't fat or hairy. It's a stupid prejudice. Look at facebook. We're hot ;) We are allowed to drink beer and wine when we are 16 years old and vodka, rum, whisky and the hard alcohol with 18 years. Are you jealous? And nearly everyone loves soccer and loves to support his favorite team (Schalke 04\!\!). And Sauerkraut is disgusting. We eat more potatoes than Kraut. (at least the people i know.) The bavarians are special. Someones say that they don't belong to germany and much more to austria. And the bavarians has their own beer. White Beer ( weizen bier). So if you think about Germany, don't combine it with bavarians. It's only a small part of it. And by the way, Leather trousers look weird. However a Dirndl ( a bavarian dress for women) is fu***** hot ( if you wear the modern ones) Last but not least: german beer is the best. Why do you deform our great beverage ?? Your beer tastes like pee mixed with water. AND WTF IS LIGHT BEER??? Are you kidding??

Germany -\> Deutschland Beer -\> Bier Soccer -\> Fußball Dog -\> Hund Bavaria -\> Bayern best soccer team in the whole world -\> Schalke 04

30. (German) (9↑, 4↓)
A person that is from germany. They are not nazis, are legal to drink at age 16, the best product of germany is [beer]. They do NOT run around in [Lederhosen], nor do they only eat [Sauerkraut]. German women are usually very attractive, but only up to a certain age. German men are pretty attractive too, but do not have the greatest personalities. Germans have one of the highest alcohol tolerances in the world, and love to party it up. Also: germans have a funny accent when they speak english at first.

Girl 1: I tried talking to this hot german dude yesterday.. Girl 2: And? Girl 1: He cockblocked himself with that accent. I started laughing hysterically. Guy1: Shiz, man. Did you see what that [german] drank yesterday? Guy2: No, why? Guy1: He just absorbed anything alcoholic close to him\! Guy2: Thats the germans\!

31. (German) (18↑, 13↓)
A person who is from or is descended from Germany. They are known to be stubborn and can become fiery and angry at times. However, most Germans are nice people, and are proud of their heritage.

German

32. (german) (26↑, 22↓)
1[countable] someone from Germany 2[uncountable] the language used in Germany, Austria, and parts of Switzerland 3 relating to Germany, its people, or its language

German history, a young German couple

33. (German) (4↑, 2↓)
German language is a West Germanic language, related to and classified alongside English and Dutch. With an estimated 90 – 98 million native speakers, German is one of the world's major languages and the most widely spoken first language in the European Union. German (Deutsche) are a Germanic ethnic group native to Central Europe. The English term Germans has referred to the German-speaking population of the Holy Roman Empire since the Late Middle Ages.

Girl: "I am learning German because I love the language so much\!" Boy: "Yeah, that's cool and all, but where's my freaking sandwich?\!" OR Girl: "I am German. I'm born in Germany, and my parents are German, too\!" Boy: "Gut, now make me a Butterbrot, Schlampe\!" (Translation: "Good", "sandwich", and "whore".)

Author: Final Fantasy DUNDUNDUN http://german.urbanup.com/6068662
34. (german) (128↑, 127↓)
germans are so cool. all who are german r going to heaven

germans are so fucking cool

Author: ryan chisessi http://german.urbanup.com/2016842
35. (german) (1↑, 3↓)
a person thats really attractive and confident, funny and outgoing....usually a man residing in the area of hanford.

1:superman is german 2:he looks so hot and is so funny he must be german

Author: afrodesiac123 http://german.urbanup.com/5960933
36. (German) (5↑, 8↓)
derogatory term used for Puerto Ricans; usually heard in parts of the East Coast.

Fuck that german.

37. (German) (2↑, 9↓)
Used as an insult similiar to jew. Can be used in different ways to describe a situation or complain/describe something. Used Quite Alot In Gaming. NOTE - This Isnt Being Racist Or Effensive To Germans & Can Be Used As A Subsitute To Retard.

1. OMG You German 2. Why Is Everyone Being A German 3. This Knife Is So German

38. (German) (30↑, 39↓)
A Nation located in central europe bordered by france and russia, is also an economic and military powerhouse, producing some of the worlds biggest medical advancements and best military technology, they are a well respected country, and a very proud people, often guilted by people on none german decent for rule of the nazi party in the 30's and 40's they have a very talented national football team, and have produced some of the most important inventors to the modern age, for example, karl benz the inventor of the gasoline engine and founder of mercedes benz high end luxury vehicles, The German language does sound particularly angry, Germany is by far one of the most succesfull nations in the world bringing themselves out of numerous depressions and restoring national pride

some examples of germanys advancements the leopard 2 tank, the heckler and koch mp5 the worlds most popular smg, and played a hand in the development of the eurofighter typhoon

Author: steve(a proud german canadian) http://german.urbanup.com/3220848
39. (German) (13↑, 25↓)
A word Justin Bieber does not know

True or false: 'Bieber' is German for basketball

40. (German) (7↑, 22↓)
1. A man named German (pronounced Herman) is a sweet warm alnd loving man. He cares deeply about people and the well being of his family and friends. He works hard at everything he does. 2. He is very carismatic and will alwas grab the attention of a room. He loves to dance and to laugh. He is everyones friend. 3. He is always on\! 4. Great kisser\!

Wow, German is really on fire tonight. Look at him [move]\!

41. (German) (10↑, 27↓)
A game originated in Southern California; When someone says or does something stupid you clench your hand in to a "black power" type fist and give them a hit on the top of their head to acknowledge their stupidity

"Hey John, How come they are called the Los Angeles Lakers?" "GERMAN\!\!\!\!"

Author: Conan O Brian http://german.urbanup.com/4338458
42. (german) (7↑, 30↓)
stupid, fuck, retard.

German on you. German, my teacher got me in trouble.

43. (German) (19↑, 45↓)
an opportunity for anyone who is fond or neutral of Germany to say 'LYK OMG, TEH GEMANS ARN'T NAZI'S, THAT WAS LIKE YEARS AGO, NOW THEY RECYCLE AND SHIT\!\!\!\!' and rag on the french instead, don't get me wrong, the germans are okay (with the exception of that asshole from scooter)

"Person 2: Shut the hell up, FOOL\! Germans were FORCED to be Nazis, and will NEVER be Nazis again\! They also aren't naturally angry, THAT'S THE FRENCH\!" Btw Fetus Bomber, they wern't forced to be Nazi's, Germany was at that time a democracy, so the Nazi party was voted (by a wide margin) into power

Author: Jesus, what name can I use? http://german.urbanup.com/3273520
44. (german) (8↑, 35↓)
a name used to describe a rival drug racket,dealer or runner. the name german is used as they are viewed by some as cowardly and the enemy.

the germans are doing big things right now.

45. (German) (9↑, 40↓)
The act of participating in water sports. Used on the Craigslist community by escorts.

I had a GFE last night who was a fluent German tutor.

46. (german) (25↑, 63↓)
1.someone who is born or is from Germany 2. Most germans have blonde hair (so do I)

im german and im from germany and they are not nazi's\! jeez people that call germans are so racist.

47. (German) (20↑, 62↓)
Someone of Puerto Rican decent, used mainly in New York City

There are mad Germans up in my local bodega.

48. (German) (7↑, 52↓)
When someone hits you on the top of your head with their fist for saying something stupid.

John: Can we eat chicken? Jasin: no shit. Dude\! That's a German (hits John on his head) John ouch\!\!:

Author: Nikki aka thug Barbie http://german.urbanup.com/3158122
49. (german) (19↑, 73↓)
1. The act of shitting on someone during sexual intercourse 2. A language spoken by Germans and other Germanic countries. 3. Someone from Germany 4. A German woman is likely to be hairier than women from other countries. 5. Someone often refered to as a Nazi because of their countries troubled history. 6. Someone who is very opinionated. 7. Makers of cars, firearms, and beer. 8. A sauerkraut

British person in Germany, says to partner: "Is that a man or a woman." Partner replies: "We're in Germany - its probably a woman\!"

50. (German) (22↑, 92↓)
Virgin. A person that has not had sex.

Dude are you a german? No man I always have tap that hoe.

51. (german) (202↑, 277↓)
Basically what I got from everyone else's description is: Germans are strong, angry, Nazis with large penises that used to beat up France as a hobby.

Don't go near that angry guy in the Nazi uniform, he will strike you down with his large genetalia. He is German.

52. (German) (79↑, 160↓)
1. A member of the Germanic people who probably originated in Jutland and the southwest shores of the baltic sea. 2. (in movies) An aggressive and bloodthirsty being, clad in an easily recognizable gray or black uniform. Germans destroy all life in front of them and take particular delight in the deaths of bolsheviks, jews and frenchmen. The life cycle of Germans is split into two distinct phases: In the first phase, Germans will spread aggressively in all directions with considerable speed. During this phase German language consists primarily of short words and phrases like "los\!", "hände hoch\!" and "achtung\!" (preferably shouted). In the second phase (usually after exposure to some Allied hero or partizan) they die in thousands, and their once powerful-sounding language degenerates into unintelligible screams of surprise and pain.

1. Hans is a German, and thus a member of the Germanic people 2. Achtung\! ALARM\! YEARRGHHH\!

53. (German) (16↑, 103↓)
1. Somebody who really wants to be an American because he lives under a shitty socialist politically correct idiocracy and his country is being overrun by smelly Muslim types because of diversity. 2. Somebody who says he's horribly ashamed about the Nazis, but would shank a jew in a second if nobody cared. 3. Somebody that makes up some really fucked up porno movie scenarios. 4. those smelly people you see at disney land that look like americans, but are speaking some foreign gibberish (these might also be frenchmen)

def 3 - Oh my god, that German chick just shit on that guys face and then stuck a coke bottle up her ass

54. (German) (14↑, 127↓)
1.a shit hole land mass consisting of women who look like men and men that look like the pimple on my ass. 2.another word for shit.

"Look Tom, I bet that's the biggest German you've seen. All I ate were saurkraut and German(shitty)beer." "That is one smelly German"

Author: TomDerris/Southern Empire http://german.urbanup.com/3926720
55. (german) (19↑, 137↓)
another name for a [virgin] because it sounds like it. said so young kids or older adults wont know what the hell your talkin about. most likely said to girls.

i bet shes still a german.

Author: Shannon aka Shay http://german.urbanup.com/2440329
56. (german) (57↑, 182↓)
1. The act of shitting on someone during sexual intercourse 2. A language spoken by Germans and other Germanic countries. 3. Someone from Germany 4. A German woman is likely to be hairier than women from other countries. 5. Someone often refered to as a Nazi because of their countries troubled history. 6. Someone who is very opinionated. 7. Makers of cars, firearms, and beer. 8. A sauerkraut

British person in Germany, says to partner: "Is that a man or a woman." Partner replies: "We're in Germany - its probably a woman\!"

57. (german) (58↑, 203↓)
people from germany , that arent racist as long as you are white , i went to a german school and they always used the racist words , shit im a tanned italian.

im german wont give you my hand jesse owens. the best cars are germans , the best girls are german , the smarthes are german , the best mexican food is german.

Author: jose gonzales http://german.urbanup.com/1707021
58. (german) (46↑, 198↓)
a people with a hatred for britain, which is good. a nice country with rivers and stuff and black forest gateaux,chatex,ghatex. well black forest cakey stuff which is lovely. absolute beer monsters just like the irish. not to be confused with australian where arnie and hitler are from.

hi im german you like to fuck me? (irish fella) aye sure but im not into kinky stuff im not gonna pish on ye.

Author: da origanal playa http://german.urbanup.com/1787908
59. (german) (46↑, 218↓)
sauerkraut eating, beer drinkin, western europeans either they are nazis or punks, but still good engineers. once they thought they were superior to all other human races... some still do it.

hes a fucking nazi german, who eats sauerkraut and kartoffelsalat.

60. (german) (15↑, 192↓)
The parents of mesmos or the similar grandparents have in the two the mãa as a paternal side -used normally after the substantive that modifies and linked up, to him by an I draw

These Germans are really steaming up my glasses\!

61. (German) (107↑, 356↓)
Very offensive slang for a Kraut.

Ludwig is a bossy, militaristic German.

Author: The Wog Whomper http://german.urbanup.com/1226199
62. (german) (52↑, 398↓)
Fat, speckled, fair tanned nazis and children of nazis that turn into bright red colored tan and glotonious behavior during summer hollidays in non-expensive countries, like Italy, Croatia and Spain. Fat, speckled, fair tanned pathetic assholes who need to buy wifes from even more non-expensive countries, like Ukraine and Far East. Fat, speckled, fair tanned sick bastards eho travel to ultiamtely non-expensive countries to satisfy theie pedofile urges.

I hate those red german tourists. Ich am German, need buy vife, bitte, hundret euro mit visa. I need to get more young boys for those germans.

63. (German) (100↑, 540↓)
VERY ANGRY ALL GERMANS SPEAK AND ACT ANGRY CONSTANTLY yes

DAS VUCDENSHINEE, ACTUNG DE JUDAS RASENBAFLER Das

64. (German) (95↑, 550↓)
VERY ANGRY ALL GERMANS SPEAK AND ACT ANGRY CONSTANTLY: surley you have noticed that whenever a german speaks he yells and screams and shakes his head his or her face becomes extremly red and he yells indecipherable no matter what the mood of a german they will wear and act angry as hell stay away from these people

Here is an example of a German speaking: ACT TUNG, ROCHENBURGENHALFESDER DE ROMPUS DE JUDAS HAGGENBASTEROFLOR DE MEDICNOCHENER :(

Author: The one baller http://german.urbanup.com/1181940
65. (German) (106↑, 630↓)
Some of the meanest, most untolerant, closed minded, people in all of europe. I should know as I live there, so all of yuo who define germany as "omg\!\! iTs LiKe so KeWl, and TheIr Not NaZis" should get a fucking clue, as german has a huge facist population and the Nazi party still runs for elections in states like bavaria, winning up to 25% of the overall vote. So, get your facts straight. Germans also have no fashion sence as one look on the street will reveal. They try to dress black or like soccar players and say bad things about america any chance they get yet turn around and listen to all american bands. Even the German radio plays mainly American songs. Dont beleive me? Look it up\!

German- "achtung, ein Amerikanish soldat. Geht nach Amerika Amerikanish Swine\!" American soldier serving in Germany on peacekeeping mission- What you think im an intruder in your country? This should be the 51st sate\! For you see there are American military bases in Germany, ans even though the germans "hate americans" they try all they can to get on base and shop at the BX and Px. Hypocrits.

66. (german) (81↑, 640↓)
Nazis who wish they were as good as the polish

man to bad im german, i wish i was polish

Author: Von nazi swhagneribanlist http://german.urbanup.com/1458323
67. (german) (113↑, 856↓)
to be german is to be a nazi, anyone from germany can be called a nazi because it true, they hate jews and hate the colour spangle

Nazi muthafuckers die

Author: anonymusapotumus http://german.urbanup.com/1137925
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Last updated: 2012.02.29

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